no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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