i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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