is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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