Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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