She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
So much rum. So many feels.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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