How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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