I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
