Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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