I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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