How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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