Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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