i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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