I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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