I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
the liver wants what the liver wants
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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