so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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