i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
