Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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