is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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