You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
two words: eviction party
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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