Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the day after is always just damage control
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Your cock deserves a montage
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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