You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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