I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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