the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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