Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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