Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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