Already got asked if we're dating
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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