wrigley field is MILF paradise
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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