Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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