i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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