is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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