I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
this will be a night to untag.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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