After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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