she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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