I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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