We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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