he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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