I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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