I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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