**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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