we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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