I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
