we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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