How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm at about main and main street
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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