Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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