There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
