It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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