You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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