I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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