Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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