so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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