i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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