I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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