Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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