I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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