Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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