Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He passed out mid-signature
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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