Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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