PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
honey bunches of taint.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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